![]() ![]() ![]() Skinny jeans are one trend that doesn’t translate well to small children. Getting tight pants on your kids is the worst Image: Giphy Sadly those halcyon days of blissful granny panties are gone thanks to ultra-tight pants making sure your Victoria’s Secrets aren’t a secret. You get panty lines Image: Giphyĭenim used to be the one fabric you never had to worry about panty lines with. What does it say about us when women’s jeans look better on some men? 3. And I’m not the only girl to complain about a dude taking her pants. Although my victory was tinged with sadness when I got home and had to confess they probably would have looked better on his skinny-thighed no-hips frame than my more womanly one. I won but only because he was temporarily disoriented by the bangs covering his eyes. I once faced down an emo teen boy at a thrift store over the perfect pair of black, destroyed women’s skinnies. More: Skinny jeans land woman in hospital for four days 2. Who hasn’t done their own version of wiggling, lunging, squatting, kicking and yanking to get on a pair that’s more denim than stretch? I call my personal move the Upside-Down Squid Being Electrocuted. Getting them on requires some special skills. ![]()
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